So, Corban redecorated my couch last night. We had had a very long day and it was turning into a long night. I was fixing Corban's dinner while Johnny was helping Luke butcher his deer in the basement. I thought that Corban was watching a Curious George until I went in to get him and realized he had gotten a red sharpie marker out of a drawer and had used it all over the couch, the recliner, the wingback chair, the carpet and blanket, and the basement door. I know this sounds like a lot, but he was in there seriously not even 10 minutes. I've got about 3 bottles of hairspray on the ink. It's faded some, but my couches are never going to be the same again.